toastOfchaos

Children, where are you? I know you're here somewhere. I've lots of lovely goodies for you. Lollipops, and all free today. Treacle tarts. Come along, kitty winkies. Mr. Man! Children, come back here! We! We! Come along, my little dears, my little mice, come to me. What will it be? Ice cream? Ice cream! Please! Strawberry! Chocolate! Treacle tarts!